My Half Serious (Not Really) Political Post

I was thinking last night while watching the news, after everyone was in the bed, and I sat by myself feeding the baby.  I don't get much time to think, so when I do....well...my mind wanders and sometimes to very weird places.

There is an election coming up and everyone knows this, unless you have been living under a rock.  Obviously, the democrats have their candidate, the President.  That leaves the Republicans searching for some one to run against him.  Most of those who are in the running have been made into clowns by the media...some of them don't need really the media's help, they are just clowns on their own.

Now, I feel like I need to pause from my point to say that I do not claim a political party....this bothers some, I know.  But I feel that most people in politics are not out for the good of the whole, but only the good of themselves and special interest.  This makes it really hard come election time. 

Back to my point...

President Obama has star power.  Whether you like him or not, he does.  I do think that is largely the reason he was elected.  He had something about him that people liked.  Don't all stars?  If he wasn't president, I am sure he would be famous for some other reason.
For the republicans to have any chance of beating him in the upcoming election, there needs to be someone of equal star power, if not more.  Americans love famous people.
I racked my brain trying to come up with a famous Republican that was liked by most people no matter what your party.  It was hard, because I believe Hollywood is largely Democrat.  But I did come up with one person...my vote for the Republican party candidate is...

Chuck Norris!


Here is why:

- Climbing Mt. Everest is a daily walk for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris once made a robot for his science class, we know the robot as the Terminator.
- Chuck Norris won't rock your world, he will round house kick into next week.
-Aliens haven't visited earth because they are afraid of Chuck Norris.
-Charlie Sheen is winning...Chuck Norris already won.
-Chuck Norris can talk about fight club.
- Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris leaves teeth for the tooth fairy under his pillow, just not his own.
-Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing.
-Humpty Dumpty didn't have a great fall, he was round house kicked by Chuck Norris.
-For Chuck Norris every street is 'one way'- HIS WAY.
-A Rublik's Cube solved itself for Chuck Norris.
-If you add Chuck Norris to your friends list, all your other friends disappear...you don't need them anymore.
-Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
-Chuck Norris' lunch was stolen during a camping trip- no one has seen Big Foot since.
-Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.
-Ghost sit around camp fires telling Chuck Norris jokes.
-Chuck Norris is awake 25 hours of the day.
-There use to be a street named Chuck Norris, but the names was changed, because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
-Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.
-Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he is already following you.

And lastly...some people wear superman pajamas, well, President Barack Obama wears Chuck Norris pajamas!

*Disclaimer* If you can't read this with a sense of humor, I am sorry.  I know some people don't have much a of a sense of humor when it comes to politics.  Also, you can find a infinite amount of Chuck Norris "facts" on the Internet, which by the way...the World Wide Web is Chuck Norris' beard!

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What is a post without a picture of by babies...here is an oldie from our trip back home to Memphis.
We are in full on Terrible Twos in the Turner household!  It is her way or the highway...maybe she is Chuck Norris' baby??? hehehe